Only 1% get such beautiful carpet

[Nomad74]

It doesn’t get better than this.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

Shi*, what happened to it?

 

[Nomad74]

Just old very abused carpet.

They call me to clean it,
I clean it
I take check and cash it
I drive around in new Corvette to the grocery store.

 

[hogjowl]

And play corney banjo tunes

 

[Nomad74]

And play corney banjo tunes

 

[Numero Uno]

That was old when I started,juteback?